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I went through a phase in my life where I would only smile with my mouth closed, and it wasn’t because I had braces. I’m really not sure why I did, but I did.

I knew a guy who would only ever say the word “ejaculate” in the place of “come/cum.”

Everything we have ever fed my dog has been sampled by at least one member of my family.

In ninth grade, my world geography teacher made us hand draw Africa.

When I first learned the Nicene Creed, I was really confused because I thought it had something to do with lysine.

After four years of being in a relationship, I’m still not comfortable with or used to the idea that anyone is attracted to me romantically.

When I get bored enough or don’t have any energy, I watch documentaries about food and eating disorders on YouTube.

When I was in elementary school, there was this house near the soccer field that had a rooster and I used to love wondering about that rooster’s life living in someone’s backyard.

I don’t think I’ll ever not like Nickel Creek’s album “This Side.”

I’ve been in a relationship longer than all of both of my older brothers’ combined.