I almost wish I hadn’t.

Decided to put my little toilet paper roll seedling pot thingamajigs in the ground today.

Picked out one tube. Two little slimy slugs all up in my sunflowers.

And like..five more. FUCKING SPAWN.

And after that, I just lost my appetite. I couldn’t eat pizza.

My dad got supreme. With black olives. And mushroom slices. You know how mushroom slices turn black in the oven? Yeah, just got that slug imagery.

See, you are not telling me that this:

Doesn’t look like this: