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May 2012

toolarmyrecruit replied to your post: Yay, Normalcy.

I’m probably going to hug you crying if I see you because my Mom told me I was allowed to go in slacks and a button down today, and I thought I’d apologize in advance. Hoping Mr. Shiu is cool with it.

Psh, he doesn’t care as long as you look nice. Damn, I wish I could make you a vest or something beforehand, though. You’d look so dapper everyone would die.

May 1, 2012
#reply #toolarmyrecruit
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#do it later
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Yay, Normalcy.

I’m going to go to my school’s fine arts dance looking dreadfully normal, wearing a tightish short dress for the first time in public; a dress that my mother hates.

I feel like such a teen rebel.

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#original
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emergencysmoresrations:

IF I SEE THAT “IT’S GONNA BE MAY” THING ONE FOR FUCKING TIME IM GOING TO COME TO ALL OF YOUR HOUSES AND PEE ON ALL OF YOUR THINGS.

ALL.

OF.

THEM.

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I just realized why I’ve been seeing this all over the place today.

Oops.

Now I want to reblog it, but I guess not.

Apr 30, 20129 notes

watercolorexpectations reblogged your post: RAMEN.

Muhaha. I post important things. Clearly.

I know, that’s the one thing I hate about this damned theme

Ramen, my friend, is srs bsns indeed.

Also, I think it’s like that for all pictures on any theme, because mine does it, too.

Apr 30, 20121 note
#reply #watercolorexpectations

not-all-that-important reblogged your photoset

he looks exactly like my brother holy shit

Sorry, he’s THE DOKTAH.

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Apr 30, 2012
#reply #not-all-that-important
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RAMEN.

Basically the most important thing I got from the first page of watercolorexpectations’s blog.

Also, I’ll have you know that I sat for several minutes staring at that first picture (audio post?) waiting for it to load and de-pixelize itself.

Little did I know…

Also, Sherlock.

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(Only vaguely Sherlock related GIF I have…haven’t been able to see Series 2 yet.)

But yes, um..I’ll just let you know now that I post Drarry. Mmhmm. Okay, have fun.

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#Oh and ask box is always open too. #followers #watercolorexpectations
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#But my legs aren't that nice. #inspiration
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harry: let’s finish this the way we started
harry: together

voldemort:   NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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April 2012

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The Doctor Who Fandom and the Olympic Torch
  • Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
  • BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
  • Whovians: You know who has to do it
  • BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
  • Whovians: You know who.
  • BBC: It's just fiction.
  • Whovians: You know who.
  • BBC: But this series is not that important as-
  • Whovians: You know.
  • BBC: But-
  • Whovians: Or the world will explode
  • BBC: ...What?
  • Whovians: It's time law BBC.
  • BBC: ...
  • Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
  • BBC: ....
  • Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
  • BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
  • Whovians: The Doctor will come
  • BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
  • Whovians: It's written in history.
  • BBC: But the Queen-
  • Whovians: Will not be amused.
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Play
2:02
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Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all records of muggle borns. Therefore, all muggle borns that would have been younger than 11 at the time of his takeover would never have gotten their letters because he's an evil wizard and destroyed our records. The Ministry is still in the process of finding all muggle borns.

pottermoreravenclaws:

minaleigh:

thosebloodymuggles:

angstier:

createyourself42:

HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH!

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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

I am waiting.

Good news!!!

I’d be okay with this.

Edit:

I just realized that this makes no sense. Harry beat Voldemort in ‘98.

But hey, the Ministry did fall…

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Is It Just Me Or...

Does “Hinny” sound like the name of a disease a small child would have?

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#original #drarry
Apr 30, 2012
#original #mine
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Body Issues.

Meh. I usually am pretty okay with my body. The only issues I have are usually with my face, not my body.

Or leg hair.

But who doesn’t have problems with leg hair?

But yeah, anyways, I’ve always had issues with getting clothes that fit, because apparently either you’re skinny with little shoulders or you’re broad-shouldered and extra-large, so having extra-large shoulders and a not so extra-large torso isn’t really helpful when trying to buy manufactured clothing.

Not usually an issue at all because I don’t have a problem wearing baggy shirts.

But my grandmother just sent my mom home with the most beautiful casual-ish chipao ever, and it fits perfectly everywhere except that the arms are placed too close together and my shoulders are too big and thus the armholes cut off my circulation, so I can’t wear it. And it’s my grandmother’s, so I don’t want to alter it because it’s old and pretty.

Apr 29, 2012
#original
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lose-my-breath:

mao’s last dancer is really fucking good

i should be studying 

Oh my God, it is, though.

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#Best mom.
DIY shabby chic matchbox cupboard

the-crafty-cloud:

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I was rather confused whether to post this tutorial or not - I had been inspired by another tutorial which I’ve seen here on tumblr. However, crafting miniature furniture out of matchboxes has been around in my life for long; when I was a child, my cousin and I used to make matchbox furniture with my grandma, from sofas to wardrobes, so I am actually surprised I haven’t thought of making this earlier! :)

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Cute. I don’t have any matchboxes on hand, but I do save them.

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My hair is soft as all the fucks from the baking soda and water mixture. Holy crap.

Wait what is this.

Googling now.

Asians have the worst not-soft hair.

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A Note for all Fanfiction Writers.

entropic-glory:

Women are not feral beasts that need to be tamed with sex.

that is all. 

No, but some women wouldn’t mind it if someone thought they needed sex to be tamed.

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#Favorite GIF.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my public boolean love returns true.
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I Had a Dream...

That I owned sexy underwear.

Oh my God, it was the funniest dream ever.

Apr 29, 2012
#original
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