I’m writing a thank-you card to my bus driver, which is something I feel like most people don’t do, but this guy is ridiculous. He got awards for cleanest bus in the district, would buy chocolates for us and give them out on Fridays, and whenever he was going to have a sub driver, he’d stand up and make a speech about how he was going to miss us, but it couldn’t be helped....
Friendly reminder that in Chinese, we have food that translates as “oil sticks” and use insults that translate literally to “stupid egg.”
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hackaway: Be honest. Are you a good engineering candidate? How are you measuring yourself? How many companies have you interviewed at? What is your on… Fantastic article on becoming a better programmer.
thegirl-inred: toned-tanned-fit-andready: v0nlaust: caliiforniadreaming-xo: gothicstan: localised: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why...
foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
Totally just saved my goldfish's life...
fuckyeah-goldfish: zee-mun: I noticed one of the catfish were missing so I looked in the tank and found nothing. But I noticed she had been doing this motion like she was trying to cough something up. So I gently held her in my hand and she opened her mouth for me and long behold I find the cat fish stuck in her throat (because they have barbs in their fins, and even if it went down she would...
Mostly Mishaps No. 63
I picked up one of these godforsaken desks today because that plastic bit on the front end of the chair where people actually put their weight and there’s no support for it was completely cracked and the metal stuck through and stabbed me in the thighs so I didn’t want to sit on that. Anyways, so I picked it up to move it and I didn’t realize it was one of the desks with an...
I really like that we do this at my school - basically every senior has to speak to their English class about something, and this year’s prompt was to talk about motifs that have followed us through our lives and the way they’ve affected us and so on. I kind of like it because it gives someone at least five minutes where they can talk about whatever they want, and no one can interrupt...
prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
thisisnumber3: Ok, so in ‘The Crimson Horror’, my faith in the writers came back… a little. Let me break it down: Strax, the Sontaran gets lost and is about to kill his horse. But then there is a kid, who comes out of no where, who starts babbling about “take a left, take a right, and your destination will be on your right”. But then it gets better. Strax asks what the boy’s name is....