- I fucked up.
If you haven’t heard of Hotspur, I’ve been listening to them for the past two days almost nonstop.
Still pretty happy with the hair EVEN THOUGH AMAZON PRIME IS NOW EXACTLY ONE WEEK LATE DELIVERING THE REST OF MY BLEACH.
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
A fully extended modern longbow.
What the fuck.
What about the jaw?
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
Three years ago in English, we were reading Julius Caesar and got to:
And yesterday the bird of the night did sit
Even at noon-day upon the market-place
and I muttered, “No post on Sundays,” and the girl next to me nearly died, and then the teacher (who was also a Potterhead) stopped reading to ask us what was so funny so I repeated it and she sat there with her head in her hand for a good ten minutes while half the class laughed and the other half sat there really confused.