Waiting for the codeine in this cough syrup to kick in. It does not appear to be working.
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
OKAY BUT I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES LATER GOT A TEXT FROM MICHAEL
is your skin clear
not yet but we’re optimistic regarding the future