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"Liz, they’re like trading cards.""Let’s collect them all!" View Larger

"Liz, they’re like trading cards."
"Let’s collect them all!"

July 27, 2014 @ 5:17 PM

metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

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July 27, 2014 @ 5:49 AM 21,004 notes
July 26, 2014 @ 12:03 PM 47,794 notes

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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July 25, 2014 @ 2:15 PM 262,988 notes

sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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July 25, 2014 @ 1:21 PM 177,589 notes

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw

if you’ve a ready mind.

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July 24, 2014 @ 11:05 PM 8,139 notes

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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July 24, 2014 @ 6:30 PM 168,977 notes

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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July 24, 2014 @ 1:05 AM 126,985 notes

-sharkbites:

I KEEP SEEING THIS BUT YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHERE TO GET IT

All sold out now except the T-shirt here. View Larger

-sharkbites:

I KEEP SEEING THIS BUT YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHERE TO GET IT

All sold out now except the T-shirt here.

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July 23, 2014 @ 11:44 PM 175,934 notes

Campus Tours.

Hearing them pass by the music library and every tour guide goes like, “Wow the music library’s so cool yeah I don’t play an instrument but tons of people do and they use this library,” like what. What. You don’t have to play an instrument to check out a Muse album yo.

Also I’ve been thinking about becoming a tour guide at some point because extra cash is a nice thing to have.

July 23, 2014 @ 4:09 PM 1 note