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Portal Through the Eyes of Regina George


Let me tell you something about GLaDOS. We were fairly close acquaintances during test-chambers one through sixteen. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in test-chamber seventeen, I started getting through every level with my first best friend Companion Cube who was totally helpful but then I had to incinerate him, and GLaDos was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would ignore her advice and use Companion Cube to help me hax my way through the level, she’d be like, “The enrichment center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my big escape plan, which was a way for me to get out of Aperture Science Laboratories, I was like, “GLaDOS, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re an evil robot.” I mean I couldn’t have an evil robot at my party. There was going to be interaction with the outside world. I mean, right? She was an EVIL ROBOT. So then her system malfunctioned and started trying to kill me, it was so retarded. And then she exploded because I placed some of her hardware in the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator, and she came back in the spring for Portal 2, her operating system was completely altered and she was totally weird… now I guess she’s obsolete.

July 22, 2014 @ 7:20 PM 3 notes

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Look at this doop.

July 22, 2014 @ 7:11 PM


probably the best flag i’ve ever spun. 

I wish I had free hands as beautiful as yours.

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July 22, 2014 @ 7:08 PM 198 notes





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July 22, 2014 @ 1:12 PM 96,885 notes

I realized that the not-entirely-faded parts of my hair matched the walls of the room I was in and View Larger

I realized that the not-entirely-faded parts of my hair matched the walls of the room I was in and

July 22, 2014 @ 2:55 AM 4 notes


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July 22, 2014 @ 1:52 AM


if youre an incoming college freshman who’s never been drunk before PLEASE make sure your first time isnt at a party, safety issues aside you WILL drink too much and you WILL embarrass yourself, there was some kid at the first frat party of the year last year who managed to fall down a full flight of stairs making two 180-degree turns in the process and throw up all over himself at the base of the stairs in the middle of the party. dont be that kid

Your first time drinking may be at a party. In which case, know the following:

  • One drink = 1.5 fl oz (44 mL) shot of 40% ABV, or one 12 oz beer.
  • Alcohol generally takes about half an hour to take effect, so good practice would be to start with one drink and wait 30 minutes to see how you feel, and to check to see if you become flushed, in which case you should either drink lightly or not at all, since that’s a sign that your body breaks down alcohol into ethanal (toxic!!) much more efficiently than the average person.
  • ALWAYS be the one to open your drink, or watch it being poured straight from the bottle.
  • It’s generally a good idea to how many drinks it takes to:
    • Feel buzzed, i.e., that kind of warm, relaxed feeling
    • Feel tipsy
    • Feel drunk
    • Get to the point where you think you absolutely should not drink any more.
  • Be with people you trust. At least for your first few times drinking and/or when testing your limits.

Yeah that’s all I got. As per usual, these are my opinions.

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July 22, 2014 @ 1:43 AM 513 notes

Pretty colors in the room right now. View Larger

Pretty colors in the room right now.

July 21, 2014 @ 8:00 PM 1 note


my boyfriend and i were getting down and dirty and the only clothing left was my batman pants and he turned to me, deadly serious as he took them off and said “batgirl, time to prepare your batcave for the batmobile” and i started crying with laughter and in the end we didnt even have sex we were laughing too much

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