Hippoplatypies. i

eggtragedy:

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

i just

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October 21, 2014 @ 6:58 PM 43,531 notes

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

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October 20, 2014 @ 5:58 PM 132,770 notes

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

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October 20, 2014 @ 5:56 PM 171,055 notes
October 19, 2014 @ 5:24 PM 59,503 notes

bvbblebeam:

goldeentail:

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

xchickengirlx:

clavid:

Is Mario ok

Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis
It’s too much.  His spirit has broken

this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post

why is peach orange

That’s daisy you ignorant slut

bvbblebeam:

goldeentail:

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

xchickengirlx:

clavid:

Is Mario ok

Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis

It’s too much.  His spirit has broken

this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post

why is peach orange

That’s daisy you ignorant slut

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October 19, 2014 @ 5:21 PM 214,055 notes

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

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October 19, 2014 @ 4:51 PM 111,696 notes

sasukeapologist:

i used to be so weirded out by the fact that everyone takes notes in pen in college because that seems so permanent right, what if you mess up a word, youll have to scribble it out and live with ugly notes

now that i write in pen i realize that i no longer have the strength of will to push down a pencil hard enough to make legible marks. im literally too dead inside to use a pencil. pen is the only way to make proof of my existence at this point 

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October 17, 2014 @ 3:54 PM 42,687 notes

Someone made a thing that lets you track your sleep, so I’ve been doing that for a little over a week now. These are the stats thus far.

You should check it out if you’re interested in collecting data about your own sleep schedules.

Row 1: Number of hours I slept each day, a histogram for the times at which I slept.

Row 2: Blacked out blocks are when I’ve slept. I believe the blue is when I would ideally be sleeping.

Row 3: Read about it here.

Row 4: Green for when I went to sleep, red for when I woke up. A graph of the amount I sleep for any given duration of time.

October 17, 2014 @ 3:35 PM

Maybe if I lay on this table long enough, I’ll pass my classes. View Larger

Maybe if I lay on this table long enough, I’ll pass my classes.

October 16, 2014 @ 2:35 AM 7 notes

As much as someone can tell you things, you have to go out there and make your own mistakes in order to learn.

(Source: emmacdwatson, via expelliarmus)

October 16, 2014 @ 2:31 AM 31,080 notes