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WAIT I DON’T UNDERSTAND SCHOOLS NOT IN TEXAS DIDN’T DO THE MUM THING FOR HOMECOMING???

April 22, 2014 @ 9:54 PM 1 note

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April 22, 2014 @ 9:27 PM 4,722 notes

Change Whee~

My dorm might be joining the gender-inclusive housing pilot program next year. What this means is that people may be able to room together regardless of gender, which, if it passes through, will be fucking awesome.

I’m so excited.

April 22, 2014 @ 9:25 PM 2 notes

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April 22, 2014 @ 8:41 PM 149,774 notes

Spent today in the woods, and then in my room with soft lights and soft things listening to kitschy music and talking about serious things with a friend. It was nice.

April 22, 2014 @ 12:47 AM 1 note

serk3t:

anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught

fuckin texas

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serk3t:

anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

fuckin texas

This is pretty important.

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April 20, 2014 @ 8:57 PM 203,449 notes

thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

I go to a school full of tall skinny guys with decent skin and happy smiles because most of them are doing what they love and it’s great I got here and was like, “Yeah, you’re cute, you’re cute, you’re cute, and so are you and you and you,” and also the girls are cute wow it’s great college is great everyone’s attractive.

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April 20, 2014 @ 8:55 PM 31,998 notes

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

Stand Up Guys. Watch it omfg.

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April 20, 2014 @ 8:54 PM 382,168 notes

flagget:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks for translating into hornline vocab

no problem hornline

flagget:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.

You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.

When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks for translating into hornline vocab

no problem hornline

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