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Mostly Mishaps No. 82

I was making out with a dude this morning at like 7a on a bean bag chair and I was so tired that I couldn’t really tell whether the thing I was touching was his leg or the bean bag. I was informed today by someone who walked by and saw us that it was in fact the bean bag.

August 28, 2014 @ 2:40 AM 1 note

shslscubadiver:

Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average
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shslscubadiver:

Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average

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August 28, 2014 @ 12:11 AM 71,378 notes

thefrailtyofavulcan:

lordscrubbington:

snakelet:

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

Ya I guess I could check in the closet hold on a sec

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August 27, 2014 @ 11:29 PM 315,149 notes

Sleeeep.

Except not yet.

I’ve gotten ~5 hours of sleep since Sunday afternoon because of things, and it’s great because I’ve had a great time, but I’ve never slept this little before. It’s pretty interesting. Half an hour of that I’m granting myself because I was technically awake and active, but I think I automatically did a few things because I don’t remember them also I was getting inanimate objects mixed up with animate ones.

August 27, 2014 @ 7:36 AM 1 note

"I’m going to get to go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight!" -Me, approximately ten hours ago. View Larger

"I’m going to get to go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight!" -Me, approximately ten hours ago.

August 27, 2014 @ 3:59 AM

skimlines:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

omg that ending twist. Didn’t see it coming :V

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August 27, 2014 @ 3:55 AM 140,540 notes

thiasthedark:

axellikestoast:

goodbyecaroline:

mal-luck:

I love the smell of citrus in the morning.

I have wanted to see this for such a long time, it’s beautiful.

Somewhere in the world, Cave Johnson is punching the air

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE GUY WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

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August 26, 2014 @ 7:22 PM 21,305 notes

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

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August 26, 2014 @ 4:26 AM 55,195 notes

I performed a partner staff routine woo.

August 25, 2014 @ 7:46 PM 4 notes

I started a thing today. View Larger

I started a thing today.

August 25, 2014 @ 6:42 PM 25 notes