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fuckyeahbandbuffalo:

thesarahholder:

Rimsky-Korsakov’s description of woodwinds. Hilarious.


oboes are artless, gay, sad, and pathetic. just like my life. View Larger

fuckyeahbandbuffalo:

thesarahholder:

Rimsky-Korsakov’s description of woodwinds. Hilarious.

oboes are artless, gay, sad, and pathetic. just like my life.

April 19, 2014 @ 7:53 PM 905 notes

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April 19, 2014 @ 4:07 PM 331 notes

watering76:

Goldfish grass
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watering76:

Goldfish grass

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April 19, 2014 @ 4:05 PM 46 notes

barbed-wire-barbie:

Imagine a version of The Phantom of the Opera where everything’s the same but The Phantom enters every scene like this

So you mean every production of PotO ever.

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April 19, 2014 @ 12:59 AM 11,187 notes

I screencapped this so I could post it on the Internet to embarrass philosophic-cock, but it appears she is more than capable of doing this herself. View Larger

I screencapped this so I could post it on the Internet to embarrass philosophic-cock, but it appears she is more than capable of doing this herself.

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April 19, 2014 @ 12:46 AM 4 notes

Waiting for the codeine in this cough syrup to kick in. It does not appear to be working. View Larger

Waiting for the codeine in this cough syrup to kick in. It does not appear to be working.

April 17, 2014 @ 11:19 PM
April 17, 2014 @ 8:26 PM

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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April 17, 2014 @ 8:21 PM 130,402 notes

what-would-jedi-do:

queercurls:

what-would-jedi-do:

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

OKAY BUT I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES LATER GOT A TEXT FROM MICHAEL

is your skin clear

not yet but we’re optimistic regarding the future

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April 17, 2014 @ 8:21 PM 101,584 notes

“My God,” he gasped, “you’re fun to kiss.”

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is The Night  (via saintofsass)

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