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melodicallyinsane:

chr0nicle-x:

THERE’S ANOTHER ONE OH MY GOD

this gives me life

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September 2, 2014 @ 6:29 PM 49,510 notes

the-social-recluse:

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone

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September 2, 2014 @ 5:57 PM 675,668 notes

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

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thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

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September 2, 2014 @ 5:55 PM 306,182 notes
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BDSM Identities [With Diagram]

bdsmgeek:

[This post was origanlly posted via GMHedon on Fetlife, but was edited to suite my own perspective.]

People are what they are and should get to enjoy playing however they like. Labels are not especially important in themselves, being mostly useful in a descriptive fashion rather than prescriptive (what we feel we are rather than what anyone feels we should be); but it’s darn useful to have them when we wish to articulate our identities and desires…

Our community tends to lump individuals into one of only two general groups: Dom/Sadist and sub/masochist. If one is a Dom, then they’re presumed to be a Sadist to a certain degree… Subs who also whack folk with sticks might be termed switches… When really, they feel submissive all the time, but enjoy ‘serving’ by topping in a scene…

So, how do we break this up into more useful groupings? Think of there being two Axes (æksiːz): One describing our relationship to Power and and the other describing our relationship to Sensation (there’s potentially any number of additional ‘Z’ axes possible describing our relationship to fetish, relationships etc., but that gets really complex…)

Anyway, Along the X Axis we can indicate our relationship to Power (simplistically):

  • A) Dominant
  • B) Neither
  • C) submissive.

Crossing that is the Y Axis where we can indicate our relationship to sensation (likewise, simplistically):

  • 1) Sadist
  • 2) Neither
  • 3) Masochist.

Note: These letters and numbers don’t mean anything. Anyway, if we were to draw this out into a grid, we’d find ourselves with nine basic categories.

  • A1 - Dominant Sadist: Likes to give intense sensation, but also need to be served.
  • A2 - Dominant: Indifferent to sensation. All about power and being served
  • A3 - Dominant Masochist: “Beat me! Now! Harder! Exactly this way!!”
  • B1 - Top or Sadist: Disinterested in power. Likes causing intense sensation
  • B2 - Umm.. Not into Power OR Pain? Certain Kinksters/Fetishists etc.?
  • B3 - Bottom or Masochist: Disinterested in power. Enjoys intense sensations
  • C1 - submissive Sadist (Service Top): Will hurt you just the way you want
  • C2 - submissive: Not into pain, all about service and surrender of power
  • C3 - submissive Masochist: Loves to serve, enjoys intense sensation

And people could be any of these, or subtle variations between them. And of course it’s just as possible for people to be more than one of these combinations at different times or in different contexts. To switch. It’s possible to switch along either axis or both… Lots of possibilities.

Why is this useful? Because using only two definitions: ‘Dom’ and ‘sub’ makes it really easy for poor match ups to occur (and they do. All the time).

Imagine an A2 playing with an A3… Does that sound like fun? Or a C2 getting beaten by a B1? Neither really enjoying it and wondering what’s wrong with them….

This is also where we run into people insisting that somebody isn’t REALLY a submissive because they don’t like pain… Which is missing the point. As is insisting one IS a submissive when what you want to say is “No I’m not interested in serving you, I want you to beat my ass with that stick, please”.

Is this definitive? Hells no. 9 categories is a slightly less blunt tool than two categories, but it is certainly not definitive. Kink is about more than just power and sensation (heck, sensation could easily be decoupled from pain too) and we could keep adding axes forever…

Ultimately, everyone belongs to their own unique category.

But these nine categories serve the immediate purpose of systematically decoupling submission from masochism…

Note: As I stole this first place, I can certainly not claim any kind of exclusivity ;)

Diagram: 

BDSM Identities Diagram

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September 2, 2014 @ 4:48 PM 267 notes

atomskdluffy:

stephii-cat:

rose-domino:

"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"

ITS A WATERBOTTLE

WANT

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September 2, 2014 @ 1:45 PM 59,316 notes

freakzter:

memeguy-com:

They stole how many data

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freakzter:

memeguy-com:

They stole how many data

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August 31, 2014 @ 6:47 PM 9,680 notes

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

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August 31, 2014 @ 6:46 PM 65,292 notes

muirin007:

snapslikethis:


Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 
help

THAT LAST COMMENT

muirin007:

snapslikethis:

Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 

help

THAT LAST COMMENT

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August 31, 2014 @ 6:40 PM 1,157,672 notes

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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August 31, 2014 @ 6:39 PM 153,245 notes